Goodness gracious.
Holy cow boys, you're almost as moody as me. I'm on my period, what's your excuse? Make up your mind already. Enough with the wishy whashy crap. I've got things to do. Like what? Oh. I need to... talk to less confusing men that's what! Just make things easy for me. Give me some chocolate and some pot and we'll call it good. Okay?